Reason to lose weight

>Fire Run!..Emergency Run!..Terrorist..Run!

(Another reason to lose weight)

You’re shopping for new clothes trying to catch the eye of that guy who do not know you exist
You’re maxing out your credit limit and feeling excited
When you hear somebody yell RUN!!RUN!!
You hear gunshots and find out another crazy guy decided to take out his frustrations on people who are just trying to spend their hard earned money on nonsense trivial things
But you’re overweight
So before you can run…Everybody beats you to the door
You see the lunatic behind you ready to aim..
Gasping..gasping you struggle to run as fast as you could
Then suddenly..you stop
You see,smell and feel Ice cream
mmmm…yummy
CLICK!!!!!!

>Be a Baywatch Babe

>Number 3

Be a Baywatch Babe

Okay, shows you my age. So think ahh..the New Beverly Hills 90210 or any of those reality shows where they are wearing strings you use to crochet. Although, you can wear what you want..fats and all. It would be better to look fit right? Flat abs, thin arms. I am sooo a long way away but this is a good reason. Imagine yourself walking, swaying your hips, hair being swept by the wind, wearing your teeny tiny yellow polka dot bikini and being stared at by hundreds of drooling ogling men of all shapes and sizes. The sunset paying homage to your beach worthy bod, even dogs are running after you coz youre good enough to eat. ( now this could turn into a horror movie) You dont mind them and continue walking in that trance like goddess state till you reach your beach hut and slowly run into the arms of Hugh Jackman, steel claws and all..Love it..