(Another reason to lose weight)
You’re shopping for new clothes trying to catch the eye of that guy who do not know you exist
You’re maxing out your credit limit and feeling excited
When you hear somebody yell RUN!!RUN!!
You hear gunshots and find out another crazy guy decided to take out his frustrations on people who are just trying to spend their hard earned money on nonsense trivial things
But you’re overweight
So before you can run…Everybody beats you to the door
You see the lunatic behind you ready to aim..
Gasping..gasping you struggle to run as fast as you could
Then suddenly..you stop
You see,smell and feel Ice cream