Losing Weight, Raising baby and Annoying hubby
I had a dream last night where I bumped into someone who handed me a money bag and hastily ran away.
I was dumbfounded yet in anticipation of all the shopping I can do.
I opened the bag and I saw bundles and bundles of $$$$$
….actually of Minnie Mouse Dollars.
Seriously, I should have better dreams right, that’s why they’re called dreams
So when I woke up a trifle disappointed, I had this sudden urge to watch Mickey Mouse clubhouse
You probably have those big mugs of coffee beside you while you browse on the best laptop computers money can buy but you just gotta have this.
Tadaaa!! CCP brings you a Self Stirring Mug, don’t you just totally love groupons?
Because it’s so tiring to get up in the morning..you open your eyes, get up then you still have to make the effort to ACTUALLY make your coffee! (that is if you don’t have a butler to cater to your needs.) You just can’t do it anymore. You can’t do the actual process of stirring. It’s just too darn hard.
You get a good kick out of scaring your colleagues into thinking there’s a ghost in the room. This particular ghost actually came by to visit to specifically stir your coffee.
That stir button on the handle just makes you smile each morning, you just press on it for kicks.
The actual whirling of your drink like a whirlpool reminds you of laundry. Isn’t that such an awesome chore, you just can’t wait to do it.
This is therapeutic, just gaze into it and your problems will fade away like a song, like a cyclone.
What are you waiting for? Grab one now!
Yeah,she did that. No fear, my little sister. I don’t know what snake that is but of course they say it’s not deadly but whatever. I touched it a little bit and she went there posing with it with a huge smile plastered on her face.
So when bitten by a snake. You know what you got to do right. You need to pray it’s not going to kill you in a few seconds.
Stop moving because it will accelerate the poisonous venom into racing throughout your blood stream.
If the area starts to swell before your eyes and convert into a colorful rainbow of colors then that’s the time you get nervous.
Of course, call the doctor very quick.
Don’t go hunting for the snake to seek revenge for your friend. Heroes die early.
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Here are some funny Facebook Status that I saw around, posted on some friends and relatives walls. Some I find hilarious, some I find amusing.
Funny Facebook Status:
1. A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
2. I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
3. It doesn’t matter how many times you click like on my status, I’m never gonna like you.
4. I do not like Facebook Likes contests. Please like this status so I can win a huggable bear.
5. I’m old but I’m glad I don’t remember my age.
6. Funny Facebook status. Laugh now.
7.. Waiting for the “right one” is never that easy…especially when the wrong one is so yummy!
Hope you enjoyed these funny facebook status ideas
>Quite happy today, hubby’s got sore eyes so he had to take a week off from work. Doctor’s Orders. I’m pretending he’s got a deadly disease and poking fun at his red eyes.
Asking yourself how to cure sore eyes?
In case you catch the sore eyes fever which could make you blend in with all the Twilight characters on a hungry night. You got to go and have your eyes checked by an ophtalmologist.
Don’t forget to wash your hands all the time. Once you scratch those itchy eyes and then touch something. Bacteria could easily pass on.
Eyedrops with steroids are prescribed such as Matrixol. As I said, prescribed and then picked up at your local pharmacy via a pharmacy technician so you really gotta see the Eye Doc.
In other news, How’s the start of your 2012 so far? Mine so far is full of laughter, blessings, a better income. Offline life is way so much better since December. Wishing for more the following months and years to come.
Birthday coming up, we’ll see if I come up with something for you.
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Neil Patrick Harris – Barney in How I met your Mother
Self Obsessed Womanizer
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
No Emotions Serial Killer
My Dream Guys…I know how to pick em
Still looking for Dexter Season 2 Live Streaming 8)
>Lesson Learned :
Never talk to your future self
Your future self can simply send back your video to today without your permission
Very advanced technology by that time.
Oh wait,your future self is still today’s you,
So…you sent that video to today?
Wait wait I’m confused. 8)
Sadly everyone should know, deleted files will remain in your hard drive.
It doesn’t crawl out of your laptop and vanish into thin air.
Someone can get that back up and post it everywhere, famous in minutes.
Unless your Future self removed it and then put it back in there.
Oh wait What again?
Sorry, seriously I feel for the ones involved in this. This is a secret that should have never surfaced.
Let’s all remember that celebrities are human beings too. They make mistakes. They make decisions based on what’s right at the time.
Let’s not judge too harshly.
>1. He gets linked to more guys than girls you know.
2. He has more fashion sense than you do.
3. He actually has more discount and loyalty cards for salons, spas and uses a Belle De Jour planner.
4. When he saw you with your new digiperm, his first reaction was “Ang taray mo teh!”
5. He laughs when asked about the rumor that he is gay and goes “Chos!”
6. Each halloween party you went to, he goes as a drag queen.
7. He showers you with compliments each time you’re fully made up and wears the latest fashion. He quotes which season you’re wearing and deem you to be “Fierce!”
8. You found a photo of him kissing a guy right smack on the lips and he said it’s how their sorority, he faltered and said “Fraternity” initiates their members.
9. After he kisses you, he pulls out his alcogel rubs his hand and heads off to the bathroom for a mouthwash session.
10. He cannot give you the simple things you want as a woman simply because he’s also a Woman duh.